Ashley: Examine room.

Your name is ASHLEY. As previously mentioned, it is your BIRTHDAY. A selection of different flavored COOKIES sits in a CONTAINER on your SIDE TABLE. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for MUSIC COMPOSITION. You like to make video games but you are NOT VERY GOOD AT FINISHING THEM. You have a fondness for PRETTY PLANTS, and you take time to WATER YOURS EVERY MORNING. You also like to read GRAPHIC NOVELS sometimes.
What will you do?
Ashley: Retrieve MIDI KEYBOARD from CLOSET.